Top 10 Cheesy Christian Pickup Lines
19 Feb 2007 1 Comment
I was on Rob Eagar’s website and found some funny stuff on there. This one was perfect for my “top 10 lists’
10. ”Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because you must be an angel!”
9. ”You know the Bible says, ‘Love your neighbor’…so where do you live?!”
8. ”I have the gift of speaking in tongues – will you be my interpreter?”
7. ”Hey baby…your Bible study or mine?”
6. ”Hi…you remind me of my favorite hymn – Amazing Face!”
5. ”Whew – I almost Kissed Dating Goodbye until I saw you!”
4. ”Darling, your eyes are like doves, your hair is like a flock of goats descending
down Mt. Gilead, and your belly is like a heap of wheat!”
(Hey, it worked for King Solomon.)
3. ”Hello, I’m in seminary…and you’d sure make a great pastor’s wife!”
2. ”Hey sweetheart – I wanna be your Promise Keeper!”
1. ”I was looking in my Bible for Numbers – preferably yours!”
BONUS – Worst Christian Pickup Line of All-Time:
“God told me I was supposed to marry you!”
The Good Things
26 Nov 2006 Leave a Comment
This is a list of the good things in life…why would I write a list such as this? Why not?
10. A warm day at the end of November
9. A Starbucks frappaccino (you pick the flavor)
8. Communicating with an old friend without saying a word
7. Knowing a movie so well you can recite the lines without even seeing what’s on the screen…and loving it just like its the first time you’ve seen the movie
6. Singing “that” song on the radio in your car, so loud that you can’t hear yourself think.
5. Seeing yourself through the eyes of Father God
4. Finding your way in this crazy place we call life (a lot easier once you get #5)
3. Knowing you are loved
2. Being able to forgive and forget
1. Knowing that even when we feel far away…God is Always Closer Than You Think!
To guys: Advice about us
26 Nov 2006 Leave a Comment
in Friends, Singleness, Top Ten lists
So tonight a friend of mine came over and hung out. It was a good time, as it always is when she and I are together. We talked about life, love, and the mystery of it all. The one and only conclusion we came to was to live and let God. Whatever will happen will (and should) happen because God deems it to happen, not because we or someone else manipulates it to happen.
The one thing we talked about is how guys are SO not thinkers like we are. We tend to spend hours thinking, pondering, and ok, even obsessing about what they are thinking about us, when they have put probably not more than a couple minutes of thought into what we are thinking about them. It’s like I heard it said once, “we’d worry a lot less about what other people thought of us if we realized how much they actually do.” Its totally true! So after we thought about this we came up with some things we wished they would take into consideration with us. These ARE NOT sure fire ways to get a girl, or even ways to get a girl to do anything. They are just things we’ve noticed in guys that we appreciate.
- Express your thoughts to us (even if you’re just thinking about pizza at the time)…at least we’d know and wouldn’t wonder if you were thinking about us.
- I’ve got a male friend whom I can talk freely with and who I know appreciates my honesty…how do I know, he tells me. Guys, you can honor a woman SO much just by telling her you appreciate her.
- Be Real…enough said!
- Be careful were you touch a woman (nothing sexual about it…just be careful, everyone of us has different comfort zones)
- Open doors for us, its an easy thing to do. We won’t think you’re in love with us, but it does honor us and let us know you care.
- Have confidence in yourself. Most women I know are more confident about themselves when they are around confident (not cocky) men.
- Call if you say you’re going to call, if you’re not going to call, don’t say you will
- Offer to pray at meals. (this goes along with being confident in yourself)
- Know that as a single man it is OK to have woman friends that you can be yourself around…not all of us are out to snag “the one.”
- Let us be real. We’re not all the same, nor do one of us speak for all of us.
I don’t mean to put stereotypes on men. Nor does my friend. These were just things that we’ve talked about that most guys seem not to know. We can’t figure it out. And this brings me back to the conclusion that we came to. Live and let God. There are attributes that we’ve seen in our guy friends that we would love to find in a mate. There are those attributes we hope to never find as well. So when it all comes down to it, its simple just live and let God. He knows, so we don’t have to. So in far play, if any guy wants to make a list that you think we don’t get (or I don’t get), let me know…write a post and we’ll compare notes.
