Top 10 Cheesy Christian Pickup Lines

I was on Rob Eagar’s website and found some funny stuff on there.  This one was perfect for my “top 10 lists’
10. ”Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because you must be an angel!”

9. ”You know the Bible says, ‘Love your neighbor’…so where do you live?!”

8. ”I have the gift of speaking in tongues – will you be my interpreter?”

7. ”Hey baby…your Bible study or mine?”

6. ”Hi…you remind me of my favorite hymn – Amazing Face!”

5. ”Whew – I almost Kissed Dating Goodbye until I saw you!”

4. ”Darling, your eyes are like doves, your hair is like a flock of goats descending
down Mt. Gilead, and your belly is like a heap of wheat!”
 (Hey, it worked for King Solomon.)

3. ”Hello, I’m in seminary…and you’d sure make a great pastor’s wife!”

2. ”Hey sweetheart – I wanna be your Promise Keeper!”

1. ”I was looking in my Bible for Numbers – preferably yours!”

BONUS – Worst Christian Pickup Line of All-Time:
“God told me I was supposed to marry you!”